He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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