I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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