I want to walk on stilts...naked
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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