Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He did a backflip because drugs
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