This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is her dick bigger than yours?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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