He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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