CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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