I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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