belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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