If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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