My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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