I look better un-naked...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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