And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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