YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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