How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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