Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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