i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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