Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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