i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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