well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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