Dual....:-)
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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