Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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