Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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