I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize
