It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my shit smells like andre
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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