Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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