His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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