"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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