I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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