I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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