he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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