Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
