if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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