the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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