he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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