He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Boobs are out for the taking
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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