try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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