I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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