That's intense
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
