Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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