I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
