Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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