so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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