Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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