I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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