Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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