wake up i wanna do it froggy style
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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