Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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