She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Floor bacon is actually really good
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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