jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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